You’ve never heard of me. Hi, I’m Daniel. I got your website from top secret servers using a biorythmic metaspyder with a 100GB nutro-plasmic VPN that I….

Ok, I got it by just googling you.

Let me get right down to it…

I don’t know if this is a problem you have, but I GROW companies like yours by assisting them in acquiring their competitors or other complimentary businesses so that they do not have to do any additional marketing, getting new employees, or increasing time and energy input.

I work with a team of acquisition experts who are all better than me, and they take care of the whole business acquisition process even up to funding. You do not have to lift a finger.

I’m not sure if this is a problem you have, and if it’s not, that’s totally cool.

If it is, here’s how our CEO explains the process. 

If you are even slightly curious about what our CEO is offering, I promise to be somewhat useful and give you some ideas you’re free to steal. If you play your cards right, I might even tell you the lamest joke I know if you book a call here:

Finally, it’s time to release my favorite weapon. A picture of Rufus the cat nervously anticipating a response… (Don’t lie, you are looking for the Cat…LOL)

I await your deservedly annoyed response.

Have a more than tolerable day!
Daniel Udezi, MD, MBA.
Team 3500 Businesses Bought / Feeding 200 Kids Monthly / Below Average Runner